It’s Official: Crypto-Commie Senator Bernie Sanders is running for President.

Gonna run on income inequality and them horrible corporations, him.  The real question, of course is – what?  No, he can’t win the nomination and even if he could Bernie Sanders would just end up being the primary reason for a third (and this one would be absolutely-undeserved) Republican wave in 2016.  No, the question is: will Bernie Sanders now at least admit that he’s a Democrat? Sure, it’s a lie – Senator Sanders would admit to being a Communist, if only he dared – but the forms must be observed.

6 thoughts on “It’s Official: Crypto-Commie Senator Bernie Sanders is running for President.”

  1. Considering how awful both the D and R contenders are, I think he’s got a shot.

      1. Amen brother! At least wait for the Republican contender before using that line……

  2. Bernie reminds me of Michael Foote, the dude who got the $^^% kicked out of him by Thatcher in 83′

  3. Either him or Warren was going to have to the lefts answer to Ron Paul for what’s left of the net roots to rally around

  4. my question is – how far will Hillary! go to keep this a nice quiet coronation? spend spend spend or the full Vince Foster route?

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