In which Carl Moore humbles us all.

I hope that the guy lives for another twenty years, but I’m pretty sure that we all know what’s going on Carl Moore’s tombstone.

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“Punched bear in the face.”  You might as well leave early today, Internet.  You’re not coming up with anything better this Friday afternoon anyway.

The full glory of this news clip is below.  And before we go any further: DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO DEBUNK THIS STORY.  I get to have this one.

Moe Lane

PS: This isn’t half bad, either:

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“Saw Carl punch bear.” Whoever wrote the descriptive text for this should get a raise.

4 thoughts on “In which Carl Moore humbles us all.”

  2. *channeling Fox Mulder*

    “I want to believe!”

    (Seriously – I want to believe.)

  3. About as good as what 12 people could say.
    Those twelve special men (eight left) can / could one up about anybody at anytime just by saying “when I was on the moon”.

    1. *Not* disagreeing with you, but there are also those three guys who could say “Well, there was that one time when my spaceship blew up on me, and we had to get ‘er back in as few pieces as possible…”

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