Oh, hey, Lincoln Chafee is running for President.

I missed the announcement (I’m still sick, after all): what party is he running under? Democrat, right? – I mean, you’d assume so, only Chafee is so gormless in that regard that there’s always the faint chance that he might have decided to pick, I don’t know, United Future. And yes, I know, that’s New Zealand.  Lincoln Chafee, remember? This is not a fundamentally reliable man that we’re talking about here.