Honest Trailer: Star Wars.

The first one. The REAL first one, dammit.

Moe Lane

PS: HAN. SHOT. FIRST.

One thought on “Honest Trailer: Star Wars.”

  1. I liked that.

    Now, I was young (about 11) when Star Wars came out. We were done with Apollo; we were going with shuttle Enterprise. And Enterprise we knew was a starship, and we had this movie of robots and starships and……….
    *fall over*
    Look.
    Our future was supposed to have jet-packs at least!
    *looks about*
    Okay, I’ll pass on flying cars because the imbeciles I see on the road do not need to be behind the control panel of a ten ton Buick SkyMaster!
    *looks about sternly*
    Look, could we have at least some of the not-highly-irresponsible parts of the future like space colonies? The ability to send someone on the other side of the world a funny picture of a cat is amazing while being depressing.

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