I’m calling them that mostly because it makes my wife wince; it will come as no surprise to most of you that I am not a six-foot athlete built on the Apollo Greek god model. I am, in fact, more or less a hobbit. Got gut, not butt; so a belt just ain’t cutting it anymore.
So I look all of this up, and lo! – There is an entire subculture of men just like me. If we were more trendy, we’d have activists and causes and candle vigils for our plight. As it stands, though, we get: buy some suspenders and/or shirt stays. …So it goes, so it goes.
Moe Lane
PS: I will be merciful, and omit pictures.
Suspenders are awesome especially when they make the pants ride 2-3″ above the top of the shoes.
No so awesome when they make the crotch of the pants ride 2-3″ above the groin…
The alternative apparently is to have my pants fall down. Hey, that’s tonight’s song! Excuse me while I go pre-load that post…
I joke, I jest. In any case, I’m speaking mainly of my experiences and an ACW reenactor with period-correct, inelastic linen suspenders. They’re rather less forgiving than modern elastic suspenders, in ways that I shall leave to your imagination.
As a fashion-challenged engineer, anything that gets a person to break from fashion conformity is awesome.
I would, actually, very MUCH like pictures. Inquiring minds want to know.
Nah. Everybody is always disappointed to meet me in person. 🙂
Did you ever consider that one has no butt because one is of the Irish heritage? My sister and I have discussed this at length and concluded: yes. On the other hand, it gives great bragging rights on rum running/bank robbing ancestors.
You ought to lobby the Dept. of HHS for a grant to study the phenomenon.
Brian Setzer Orchestra – Baby It’s Cold Outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEoRlZF9NJ0&list=PL6492237D8A3F9E52
Because I was in high school when he did the Stray Cats and that was, you know, actually cool. And I was an SFB nerd.
BTW – My grandfather and his brother, both good 19th century Canadian farm boys, called those suspenders “braces”.
Just want to point that out.*
*The other two brothers I never met probably called them the same.
Perry Suspenders. http://www.perrysuspenders.com/ I’ve got a couple sets.
I wear the Perry’s too. Was asked the other day why I wear suspenders and a belt, answered “because a 1911 is heavy”.
My friend Phil F (cartoonist) has worn them for at least 30 yrs… Nothing to be ashamed of…
Alas, Doctor Von Fogg has a certain style that I fear I lack.