People will want to chat with you afterward.
— Only4RM (@Only4RM) February 20, 2016
I mean, in what universe is this considered intelligent? What the hell do you expect the Secret Service to do… OK, don’t answer that. What the hell do you expect a COMPETENT Secret Service to do? Have a bit of a laugh and move on?
Noooo. They might appear to laugh and move on, but what they will do is put you on a list that you will never, ever leave. And I can’t quite make myself feel badly about that, either. Because that’s just dumb, man. Legit dumb.