Mar
29
2016

Florida Man representing Corey Lewandowski is… Florida Man.

I’m with the Asian woman behind Corey Lewandowski (who has been arrested for misdemeanor battery). Like her, I can’t help but feel that this isn’t what I ordered, either. I was promised something different than this, dammit.

What’s that? It’s not quite Florida Man territory yet? …Well, the lawyer (Kendall Coffey) in question was an US Attorney at the time who then went on to be one of the lawyers in Bush v. Gore. For the Democrats.

Yeah. Now it’s Florida Man.

12 Comments

  • UnmovingGreatLibrary says:

    Only the best people. (TM)
    .
    Also, what’s with that triangle lapel pin? It reminds me of something that I can’t quite place. Is there a Trumpian T I’m not quite seeing in it?

    • Moe_Lane says:

      I am told that that’s a Secret Service thing, actually. They have pins that change frequently so that the Service can see at a glance who is cleared to be near the candidate, which makes sense.

      • nicklevi86 says:

        OR, you know…. The Illuminati.
        .
        Also: “Top. Men.”

      • Mikey NTH says:

        That is true. I drove a van for the Bush campaign in Michigan in 2000 and we all received a little metal lapel pin that day. Kind of interesting really. Shook George W.’s hand and Colin Powell’s.

  • jetty says:

    OK, I just now watched the video. Misdemeanor battery? AYFKM???

    • Moe_Lane says:

      :shrug: Bruises and non-consensual physical contact. Wasn’t aggravated assault, wasn’t part of a domestic dispute, wasn’t part of a sex crime, a normal campaign would have resolved it within twenty minutes with an apology and a little exclusive access with the candidate.

      • jetty says:

        She continued to follow Trump with her recorder! I thought victimhood was perquisite of the Left, not our side.

        • Moe_Lane says:

          …Not really sure which side of this dispute you’re yelling at, here.

        • earlgrey says:

          I think she asked for an apology l. Unfortunately the Trump campaign denied the incident entirely. She filed the police department (at least it appears to me) to defend her account of the events. I think If they just owned up and apologized, this would not have happened.

          • Moe_Lane says:

            Pretty much what happened, plus a bunch of accusations of her being a dirty little liar and that it never happened anyway and if she had told somebody that she was from Breitbart it wouldn’t have happened in the first place and crap like that. And that was just from the campaign. You can imagine how Michelle was treated by Trump’s most worshipful fans.

  • Libertas says:

    So, I did not know that “Florida Man” was a thing. I am now more knowledge and have lost something I will never get back. Thank you Google. 🙂

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