I, of course, officially deplore the bad language and crude suggestions that were handed out during this… ‘chastisement?’ of Martin by Tolkien? Yes. Yes, I officially deplore this. Bad Epic Rap Battle! Bad! No biscuit!
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Fantastic!
My favorite line: “I cut my teeth on the Battle of the Somme! You LARPed your way through Vietnam!”
I dislike George Martin.
Just a bit.
Hey, Aetius…what did Attila’s wife say to him when he got home after a hard day’s pillaging?
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“Hi, Hun!”
I didn’t.
Until I found out how much he hates me.
That rather changed things.
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Eh, I think I’m done with the series, anyway. The last two have pointlessly wandered an awful lot, and I’m not at all fond of torture porn.