Just… Don’t Play it in the Streets, OK?
“I must say, Grand Exalted Sister of the North, it worked. It worked most entertainingly well.”
“Yes… yes. With this new game, the Masses are wandering around outside EVERYWHERE. They’re EXERCISING! Some of them are even TALKING to people! They dance to our whim! Dance, I say!”
“Average Vitamin D production is already increasing! And with the new habits in place, allergy susceptibility may soon stabilize among the greater population. Or even decrease! Soon, we shall be ready for the next step of the Master Plan: bringing back participatory sports! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!”
“MWAH-HAH-HA… hold on.”
“What?”
“I found a new gym.”