The ‘The Great Wall’ trailer. The VERY CONFUSING trailer.

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  1. Gentleman, I am afraid I have to invoke the Taggert protocol:

    “What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a goin’ on here?!”

    1. Apparently the Chinese decided to make a movie about how the Great Wall was put up to help wuxia adepts keep giant ravenous dragon-like critters out of China. Which, you know, OK. I’m there. Nothing more is needed.

      1. I am wondering if they are supposed to be dragons or like the Tyrannasaurus/Velociraptor hybrids from that horrid Godzilla movie.

          1. So .. you’re saying it was a mass delusion?
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            Sorta like how everyone remembers Berenstein Bears, and Jar Jar Binks?
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            Mew

  2. As recompense for allowing the Taiyang Shen to assist in rescuing Matt Damon from Mars, we had to agree to him appearing in a Chinese epic.

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