Two adults, two kids. My sister-in-law is visiting, and was interested in going to my wife’s church for services. My wife has to go: she’s teaching. My kids have to go: they have Sunday School. I don’t have to go: it ain’t my church. I usually just go to the local Scotsman’s and have a Sausage McGriddle. So clearly I needed to give up my seat and stay home.
…Aww, shucks.