You should disable Alexa’s voice-activated shopping protocols.

If you can.

(H/T: @RobinDLaws)

The short version of this one is: some kid in Texas ordered an expensive dollhouse through Amazon’s Alexa voice-purchasing system. Some news station in San Diego reported on the story. Some news anchor said, on said program, “I love the little girl, saying ‘Alexa ordered me a dollhouse’.” …And then, all throughout San Diego, households with Alexa activated proceeded to try to buy their households dollhouses.

I’d like to say that I saw this coming, but in reality: I was too lazy to buy Amazon Echo.

10 thoughts on “You should disable Alexa’s voice-activated shopping protocols.”

  1. Is this what’s known as a cascading failure?
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    Seems like Alexa needs voice-recognition.

  2. I’ll just note that the Amazon Fire TV gizmo requires pressing a button to activate voice recognition .. this seems like a reasonable safeguard.
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    I mean, really, what’s the alternative?
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    “Alexa, begin auto-order sequence, authorization Picard 4-7 Alpha Tango.”
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    Mew

    1. Am I the only one who read Acat’s scenario and thought: “That would actually be awesome!”

        1. Far as I know, it doesn’t actually *allow* that .. but it should.
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          Mew
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          p.s. did anyone catch the classical reference?

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