The Louisiana Death Bayou [The Day After Ragnarok]

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The Louisiana Death Bayou

[The Day After Ragnarok]

Looking for adventure in this post-Serpentfall world?  Visit the romantic Louisiana Death Bayou!  

  • Search for the long-lost treasure of pirate Jean Lafitte!  Complete with remarkably specific rumors and directions to where it might be! Not suspicious at all!
  • Stay for the acidic, vaguely mutant swamps! The yellow color and acidic smell means that it’s healthy. Any germ that could survive it is going to kill you anyway.
  • Witness the giant, ill-tempered nutria! The giant alligators that eat the giant nutria! The Cajun tribes that eat the giant gators and the giant nutria (the Cajun tribes that would eat you are mostly gone.  Mostly)!
  • Enjoy the quaint folkways of the non-cannibal Cajun tribes, which mostly involve killing a lot of giant snakes! They’ll pay well for freelance snake-killing, too.  Possibly a bit too well.
  • Meditate in a remote (Benedictine) monastery, filled with mystical adepts from the fabulous East! Some have even come all the way from Drowned Boston!
  • Visit the city of Lost Orleans, which is probably merely flooded and abandoned – and thus not either the center of a voodoo Amazon tribe looking for a few good men, or the center of a voodoo cannibal Serpent Cult looking for rather a few more good men! Both the legends can’t be true! …Right?
  • And, of course, Battle the giant snakes!  The Death Bayou is a really good place to find giant snakes, even when compared to the rest of the Drowned Lands… but it’s an even better, if not possibly now the only, place to find manatees.

…AND YOU MUST BEWARE THE SONG OF THE MANATEE.

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      1. Oh, right. You said “Hooooooooonnn!” not “Hoooooooonnn!” The dialect is so nuanced. Fleeeeeeemm!

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