Feb
05
2017

Witness the zenith of human civilization: Girl Scouts Cookies Cereal.

I repeat: Girl Scouts Cookies Cereal.  I am astounded that nobody’s ever made stuff like this before.  You’d think that it’d be a no-brainer, right?

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Although you will not actually get miniature Samoas and Thin Mints in your bowl, probably because they won’t mix properly with milk. Well. You know what I mean.

6 Comments

  • bensdad00 says:

    Mint cereal? Methinks there is a reason no such thing has existed before.

  • jeboyle says:

    My God, this is diabolical!

    Says the patsy who was recently mugged by TWO Girl Scout Mothers to the tune of $40 while he eyes up that box of Caramel Crunch.

    Though I have to agree with BensDad00 regarding the Thin Mint cereal.

  • Aetius451AD says:

    I dunno, thin mint cereal could be really good. I like mint a lot though.

    • Moe_Lane says:

      I will let everybody know tomorrow. 🙂

      • bensdad00 says:

        Tomorrow has passed with no report. Did you A) gag so hard you’ve blocked the memory, or B) found them so addictive you won’t tell to protect the supply?

        In either case, the implicit contract of “I will let everybody know tomorrow.” is irretrievably broken. Identify your solicitor so the suits may begin.

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