This may be cheating, but you can’t expect to do a ten second quick-cut trailer and not have the Internet take that as a personal challenge. Somebody is going to step up and adjust it frame by freaking frame. Just to say that they did.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle* will drop September 29th.
*This is possibly an interesting reference to 19th Century American politics, by the way. The Knights of the Golden Circle was a pre-Civil War conspiracy with distinctly pro-slavery leanings. One wonders whether this was intentional or not. Normally I’d just assume ‘not,’ but this movie series already has a reputation for gonzo. So maybe we’re going to get some bizarrely educational content? Entertaining, if true.