Don’t tell me that the Mouse doesn’t have wetwork squads. Seriously, don’t tell me. I don’t want to be involved. I’ve already attracted too much attention by linking to this article:
Disney’s upcoming Johnny Depp film Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has been pilfered by ransom hackers seeking payment from the studio. The hackers have demanded an enormous amount of money be paid to Bitcoin. Disney is currently working with the FBI and will not pay.
Seriously, if you never hear anything about this story in the future, well, look at the title. Maybe said title ended up being pretty freaking ironic there, don’t you think? Or perhaps ‘prophetic…’ no, really, I don’t want to be involved.
The last people to steal intellectual property from the Mouse sent out this picture before all transmissions suddenly ceased: http://68.media.tumblr.com/4d6b7679a5f7cca5db5efa043e03835a/tumblr_ojzqc06XKE1r6wrvno1_1280.jpg
Why do you think so many characters at Disney World wear body suits and never speak?
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I never read this post. You never posted it.
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*Hears show tunes approaching.*
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It’s too late for me. Save Yourselves!