God help us all. But God especially help me: my eldest is addicted to Captain Underpants books. He may insist on actually seeing this movie in theaters. If not, he’ll certainly insist on watching it 367 times when it hits DVD/Netflix.
No, I’m not exaggerating that number in the slightest. I used to pride myself on never watching Power Rangers. And then I had children, so now I can identify the season and who the Rangers are fighting simply by listening to the background noise.