‘Homemade Chinese Takeaway: Orange Chicken.’

This looks very promising. And I have pretty much everything that I need, except the orange and maybe some more grapeseed oil.  And, heh: ‘everything I need’ includes ‘a pot that you can fry things in that won’t shatter halfway through.’  My GOD, but that was a spectacular kitchen disaster. It’s a miracle my wife didn’t dive for the floor for the next six months, every time she saw me pick up a spatula.