My problem with the Planet of the Apes: Last Frontier game trailer.

It’s not really the game’s fault.

I mean, I hear that the movies are actually really good and there’s a lot of depth to them.  So the video game’s gonna draw on that.  But I don’t want that.  I want to build sprawling mixed-species settlements where gorilla cavalry and human snipers go out into the wilderness and fight… I don’t know.  Mutant troodons with command over dinosaur armies, maybe.  Ooh, and we could have chimps that could fly gliders!  Something to fight the pterodactyls.

See what I mean? That’s not the game’s fault. It’s probably Bethesda’s, though.