I would watch elephant soccer.

In fact, I would watch elephants generally. Because elephants are neat.  But baby elephants batting around a soccer ball?  That sounds very joyously restful.  You could have yourself a fine old time enjoying their enthusiasm.

[Insert obligatory soccer joke here.  I’d make one, except that I’ve just finished watching a bunch of baby elephants playing soccer.  I’m just not in the mood to be snarky.]

2 thoughts on “I would watch elephant soccer.”

  1. Elephants aren’t very good at falling down, so this variant already has a huge advantage over the standard model.

  2. Soccer is a great sport, and should not be mocked.
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    But it should be played more by baby elephants, because adorable.

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