Be very, very polite.
Harvey and Irma, Married 75 Years, Marvel at the Storms Bearing Their Names https://t.co/XdYMDgG0UK
— Susan Davis (@DaviSusan) September 8, 2017
…because they seem to be a very nice couple who spent their lives being quietly decent and happy (the Schulters were apparently foster parents of some talent and industry, having taken in over 120 children in their time). These are the sort of people that you want to hear more about; it’s a crying shame that they only got into the paper because of a coincidence involving their names. But at least I got to hear about them, so I guess that these winds weren’t ill enough, yes?
May their love for each other be larger than the impact of the storms that bear their names.
How’s that?