Most directors, when you say This is gonna be an on-screen train wreck, you expect that to be taken figuratively. But it’s Michael Bay, so…
— Mere Dake-O'Connor (@meredithdake) October 23, 2017
Via @calebhowe, who has his own highly entertaining take on the subject. But I don’t know. I mean, who doesn’t want to see Dora the Explorer help the audience practice saying termita, pirotécnica, and Intencionalmente malinterpretar la naturaleza fundamental de Optimus Prime? I feel that this is a way for Michael Bay to really help benefit the world; I like to think of it as a way to teach others how to swear at the director in Spanish, too.
PS: I love Google Translate. It’s ideal for all of my incredibly poor translation needs.