Jan
06
2018

Tweet of the Day, WHEN IGUANAS ATTACK edition.

Apparently the iguanas were merely stunned by this cold snap, not killed.

More here, including an interview from a guy at the Miami Zoo who sounds like he’s debating whether or not to grab the mike and start screaming “KILL THEM, YOU FOOLS! SMASH THEM WITH HAMMERS WHILE THEY’RE STUNNED! DESTROY THEM UTTERLY AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!” until somebody drags them off.  Apparently iguanas are an invasive species in Florida… Oh, hey!  I know tonight’s song!

4 Comments

  • jeboyle says:

    I know this sounds trite, but iguana DOES taste like chicken.

    Apropos of nothing, my copy of Declare by Tim Powers was booknapped by my Mother. I’ll have to see if I can distract her with some Talbot Mundy or Rafael Sabatini.

  • Luke says:

    While it’s most likely a horrible thing to laugh at another’s misfortunes…
    .
    It also seems to be one of life’s great pleasures.

  • UnmovingGreatLibrary says:

    You’d think the invasive iguanas would be kept in check by the invasive Burmese pythons.

  • Aetius451AD says:

    Iguanas: Sometimes, they come back!

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