Tweet of the Day, Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog edition.

That is all.

Seriously, that’s it. There are no euphemisms going on here, no hidden metaphors.  Barbra Streisand cloned her dog. Because you can apparently do that now.

Moe Lane

PS: I don’t know why ‘Barbara Streisand cloned her dog’ sounds funny to me, but it does. I must be weird.

6 thoughts on “Tweet of the Day, Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog edition.”

  2. It’s not the dog’s body you love, it’s the personality and relationship you have with it. Cloning a beloved pet seems like an action that can only lead to disappointment.

    1. Agreed, I think there’s a solid short story idea in there, about this situation and how the human is disappointed and the dog unhappy, because the former keeps looking for signs of the dog’s fully developed personality, which starts a negative feedback loop as the human never gets what she wants, and the dog feels rejected, etc.

  3. I remember the first few cloned animals died at about the same age the original animals were when they were cloned.
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    Did they fix that?
    Was it a creepy coincidence?
    Or is it just something that no one wants to talk about or examine too closely?

  4. Ummmm…absent independently verified proof, BS paid a lot of money for the psychological placebo of being told she has a clone of her pet.

    And lets go off on a wild tangent and remind everyone that these kind of lefty wackjobs love to talk about animal rights and consent and rescue pets. How exactly did her precious puppy consent to such a procedure? It wasn’t in the pups best interest since cloning did nothing for pup-prime, you can’t prove the DNA donor wanted to have a duplicate doggie produced and according to their own ads and announcements bringing more pets into the world while any animal is in a shelter is tantamount to murder.

    Soooo, I guess, F*ck you BS.

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