…Wait. I have linked to Randall Garrett’s review in verse of The Caves of Steel, right?

Oh, good, I have.  But the old link’s dead.  Well, this one isn’t.

I have no proof as to what tune Randall Garrett wrote his verse review of The Caves of Steel to, but I use “She’ll Be Comin’ Around the Mountain When She Comes.”  It fits Garrett’s rhyme scheme, which sometimes seems designed pretty explicitly to piss off people who weren’t as good at writing light verse as he was.  Which is to say, virtually everybody who writes light verse. That man was a maddeningly good author.