Tweet of the Day, You’re Doing It Wrong edition.

Surprisingly, this video…

…is not intended to encourage people to explode watermelons with M-80s tomorrow.  In fact, it inexplicably wants to discourage that.  Go figure.


  • Rockphed says:

    And watching that I am planning out which firework stands are most likely to carry salutes. I think the one in front of the local Kroger affiliate is a good choice.
    Or I could drive to California and get my pyrotechnic of a father in law to blow up watermelons with me. I’m sure the kids would love it. At the very least, I should share this with him.

  • acat says:

    This .. is a better discouragement ..

  • junior says:

    I worry when males post things like this and apparently fail to realize that these kinds of videos simply make most males *want* to do what’s being shown.

    And this guy wants to run for president!?

  • Belcatar says:

    This is less a warning than an invitation to hold some enterprising young demolitions expert’s beer.

  • Gnarledhotep says:

    This is one of those tweets that makes me thankful that I live in a jurisdiction where my “betters” haven’t banned the enjoyment of fireworks on the 4th (or any time between the 1st and the 7th), and there’s enough moisture that the ground isn’t a tinder.

  • UnmovingGreatLibrary says:

    “You’re watching Futurama, the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery!”

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