Seriously.
That there is a Terry Pratchett witch, folks. Which is to say: a hyper-competent, multi-skilled practitioner of any number of useful and decorative arts. She would clearly make an excellent wife* for a deserving enough fellow, and I suggest — from my lofty, hard-earned bastion of middle-aged wisdom — that her current boyfriend get his head on a swivel, and become one. Odd botanical hobbies or no.
:shaking head, sadly: Some people would complain if you hung them with a golden rope.
Moe Lane
*I can say this with serene detachment, as I already have an excellent wife of my own. Ah, youth.
Hmm. I wonder how this young lady feels about men who are more, ahem, more mature than her current swain.
Just in case this twit doesn’t wise up.
I dunno; you could always see if she’s got an aunt.