…no, wait, I’m saying that today’s snow day was kind of ridiculous. The kids didn’t mind at all, of course — but they’ll mind next spring, when the county has to make up days at the end of the school year. Although, to be fair: this is the usual problem in Howard County. If you’re on the south-east side of I-95, you get less snow than the north-west side. There are parts of my county that may get up to six inches — just not anywhere near us, where it is currently raining.
Although if the roads freeze overnight I’m going to counsel my wife to work from home tomorrow. This state goes stark raving mad when it comes to frozen demon sky-water and treacherous ninja devil-slicks. She’s sane and sensible, but she’ll have to drive alongside these madmen, and that can oppress a woman.