Happy Valentine’s Day!

I get that for some people, this is a day of annoyance and/or cloying sentimentality. I understand that, in fact: I feel the same way about St. Patrick’s Day, albeit for completely different reasons. To those people, I say: my genuine sympathies, but it’ll be over in fifteen and a half hours. ‘Tis mostly harmless, otherwise.

Moe Lane

PS: If you forgot, there’s always Amazon.

2 thoughts on “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

  1. I don’t have to worry about it. Can’t be caught forgetting Valentine’s when I don’t have a valentine. HAH! Suckers.
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    *quietly sobs into extra-large coffee*
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    Nah, really, I’m quite content. Enjoy your excuses for a celebration IYKWIMAITYD.

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