They’re doing a Green Eggs and Ham series. God help us.

NO.

“The story of Green Eggs and Ham is like a postmodern Plains, Trains and Automobiles through the whimsical world of Dr. Seuss. Sam rescues the rare Chickeraffe from the Glurfsburg Zoo, hides it in a briefcase, and attempts to make his way to Meepville where he can charter a cold air balloon to take the Chickeraffe to his island home.

That’s not a ‘My God, the horror’ no. That’s a ‘give me a good reason why I should not SMACK you’ no. Whoever ordered this should be sent to a Trappist monastery for several months for the good of his soul. Because the description got worse.

SOMETIMES THERE IS NO DEEPER NARRATIVE, NETFLIX.