It took me far too long to realize this Witcher TV article was satire.

Far, far too long:

Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs “

Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt of Rivia, accepting repeated side-gigs as part of his method acting process.  “

Via Constant Reader Cam, over on Facebook

My wife didn’t think that the joke was as gut-busting funny as I did, but then my wife didn’t play Witcher 3 for… well, forever. Or Fallout 4. Or, most especially and particularly, Skyrim. Which obviously doesn’t reflect badly upon her, to be sure. I think that it’s been established by now that I’m kind of a weirdo.

Moe Lane

PS: Yeah, I guess I should stop trying to build the perfect Vault-themed hotel in Nuka World and get back to finding, you know, my actual kid and everything.

One thought on “It took me far too long to realize this Witcher TV article was satire.”

  1. That’s why I never played Gwent. I thought it was stupid that Geralt would play cards when his daughter was missing.

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