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This is vexing on a few levels. First off, the (genius) kid’s selling root beer. Second, even if it was actual beer he’s not drinking it, is he? Third, sheesh, even if you disagree with the second point at least make a stab at talking to his parents first, because they’ll gently explain the first bit to you and then you won’t look like a sykes in front of the cops.
Actually, strike that: getting embarrassed like that is a great punishment. Really drives the point home. Never mind.