ZOMG They’re bringing THE MACHINE to the big screen.

The Machine!

The Machine?

Surely you have been told the story, the glory, of… THE MACHINE.

Before you ask: no, I don’t believe a word of it and I don’t care. I absolutely want to see this on the big screen. Or wherever Legendary ends up parking it.


  • nicklevi86 says:

    I’m getting a distinctly Ferris Bueller [but in Russia] vibe. Which sounds like a riot.

  • Jeff Weimer says:

    This guy was the basis for Van Wilder?

    I’m in.

  • Luke says:

    I see a major problem in that “No sh!t, there I was” stories do not benefit from the present tense and immediacy of film.
    But the important thing is that THE MACHINE got *paid*.
    (And that he’s now ripped off Hollywood as well, his legend grows.)

    • nicklevi86 says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the Russian Mob had connections in Hollywood, just sayin’…..

      • Luke says:

        Next you’ll be telling me that organized crime still runs Vegas, and money laundering is nearly as profitable for casinos as gambling.

  • jeboyle says:

    You dreamer.

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