Because you didn’t know you wanted this before this moment; and now that you know, you also know that you can never get it. Unless we invent dimensional travel, of course. But even then we’d have to find the good ones.
Via somebody on Twitter, maybe? Sorry, can’t find the original poster.
You bastage.
You know the worst part, though? Somewhere there’s a universe where those movies were made — and somewhere in that universe somebody is currently bitching RIGHT NOW about how there isn’t anything worth watching on Disney+.
And somewhere, they make the Christmas Special look good.
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Count your blessings.
Fair.
I was happy to see someone referenced the actual Lando novels.
I read the first one (Mindharp) back in high school and somehow didn’t find out for a couple decades it was the first of a trilogy.