…All right, FINE. I give up! I’ll take the damn loan from Tom Nook!

Yes! I bought Animal Crossing! I had to go to the Target to get my wife’s (non-coronavirus) prescription, it was there at 2/3rds the price that’s being charged online, and I bought it! I’ll even think about playing it, just so that Twitter gets slightly less incomprehensible to me*! I’ve joined the damned collective! Now will all of those people stop talking about the game? It’s worse than Harry Potter references at this point!

Moe Lane

*I know, I know: that’s a fool’s errand.

6 thoughts on “…All right, FINE. I give up! I’ll take the damn loan from Tom Nook!”

  1. I blissfully do not currently have a gaming system. I doubt I can keep that up more than a few more years: the oldest is getting tech savvy enough that she probably needs more interactive entertainment.

  2. At this point, I’m pretty sure that Twitter being incomprehensible to you implies good things about your SAN score.

    1. So if I start seeing lots of Ftaghns in a twitter feed I should send help, or should I just schedule a cleanup crew?

          1. Pay no attention to the fnords.
            (Illuminatus Trilogy. Overrated, but had some great memes. Between the “stream of consciousness” style, the multiple threads, and deliberate shunning of temporal cohesion, I’d advise reading something else.)

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