Jul
10
2020

MONEY PLANE!

It needed the exclamation point.

Via @bendreyfuss*, who isn’t wrong: MONEY PLANE! has all the hallmarks of being a Bad Movie For The Ages. I already know how it ends, too. Iit ends with the MONEY PLANE! crashing right into Kelsey Grammer, slowly enough for him to come up with one last zinger of a line but not slowly enough for him to, you know, run away.

But you cannot run from MONEY PLANE!, for MONEY PLANE! is as inexorable as the tides and twice as cruel. MONEY PLANE!’s bloodlust will not be denied. MONEY PLANE! is your fate; dark, and as patient as dust. MONEY PLANE! will live on when humanity is a forgotten memory on the winds of a boiling planet.

So, yeah, you might as well quip it out.

Moe Lane

*I like Ben. He’s all right.

5 Comments

  • Compound says:

    Wow. Matthew Lillard looks very annoyed in this. (whispers) What? Adam Copeland? Who the heck is that?

  • JustDave says:

    This actually looks like it could be fun. But then, I’ve always been a bit of a sucker for a caper flick

  • Jon says:

    Haggard Denise Richards, Kelsey Grammar and Thomas Jane? I would pay money to see this in a theater. Or rent it from a streaming service.
    I am also looking forward to the inevitable Rifftrax. This is the Way.

    • acat says:

      Every now and then, a movie comes along where I **strongly suspect** someone involved decided “yeah, we can’t sell this .. but we can make it very MST3K-compliant and sell it that way!”.
      .
      Mew

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