Tweet of the Day, Yeah, Don’t Do This, Idjit edition.

This almost ended with a biohazard smear across the grass. Or panic in the stands, which would have probably killed or hurt a bunch of people. Those are the two high-probability bad endings, I think. Even as it was, it was a stupid idea, and it would have been a stupid idea if that damned narcissist had landed in the middle of the field.