Because it hates us right back.
Also today, someone posted on Nextdoor vid of an invasive, hermaphroditical, 3ft long "hammerhead" WORM they found on their doorstep. It has neurotoxins that harm pets & is spreading thru the area.
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) July 12, 2021
We may need to shut down the Triangle until we can figure out what's going on. https://t.co/o4F1vdpLAf
And people complained when Elon Musk sold flamethrowers to the general populace. BETCHA WISHED YOU HAD PRE-ORDERED ONE NOW, HUH? Don't bother checking E-bay, Bub: you're just gonna have to DIY it. https://t.co/UQutD7qXXi
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) July 12, 2021
If you haven’t built a DIY flamethrower at some point, your teenage memories deviate significantly from mine.
You’re supposed to work your way up the danger scale.
Garter snakes, gunpowder, THEN girls.
Note that, when done in this order, “chicks dig scars” can be proven.
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Mew