Tweet of the Day, Khajiit Is Innocent Of This Crime* edition.

I always take the position that wild animals need to maintain a solid respect and fear of the talking monkeys; but that’s a two-way street, friends. For all the jaguar knew, this guy was trying to get bit. Hell, now I’m wondering, too. There’s some really strange fetishes out there these days, is all I’m saying…

*Yeah, playing Skyrim again. It’s relaxing.