John Allison, writer of the Steeple webcomic:
It’s my birthday today! I’ll be celebrating, as I always do, by having a glass of water. If you want to give me a present, please tell a friend about Steeple. Tell them it’s a reasonable read at a price that’s right. That ought to do it.
It is, in fact, both of these things. If he did commissions, John Allison would be on my ‘try to buy a book cover from’ list.