GODZILLA AND THE TITANS coming to Apple TV+.

Guess that’s a decent excuse to keep my subscription, then: “Apple TV+ and Legendary Television are producing a live-action series titled Godzilla and the Titans, and the first five members of the cast have been announced. That cast includes Anna Sawai, Ren Watabe, Kiersey Clemons, Joe Tippett, and Elisa Lasowski.” Not that I know who any of those people are, mind you. But then, I’m just there to see them scurry around Godzilla’s feet while the Big Guy* is doing stuff.

Moe Lane

*Gojira is a valuable friendly to the USA who has participated in multiple combat operations alongside the USN and USAF. Kong is an amiable metaphor for the not-quite-correct aphorism Never get involved in a land war in Asia. I feel that the current détente is best for everyone concerned, and I wish Kong well in his new position, but I am firmly on Team Godzilla.

#commissionearned