Nov
11
2019
1

The ‘Michael Pena’s taking a risk here’ FANTASY ISLAND trailer.

I’m not sure that rebooting FANTASY ISLAND as straight-up horror — or, sure, rebooting it at all — was the way to go, but here we apparently are.

If I do see it, it’ll be because of Michael Pena. I like the dude. I think that he should get a suit or something else cool in the next Ant-Man flick*. Maybe give him a super-power, hey? Even limited flying would be the best thing ever for the guy.

Moe Lane

*You realize, of course, that at some point someone will ask Luis what he did during the Snap. A hush will come over the theater when that blessed moment occurs. Because it will be sublime.

Nov
11
2019
2

The “…Needs More Sumerian Deviltry” SCOOB! teaser trailer.

Well. It does:

Yeah, I know: SCOOB! is for kids. And I am forever spoiled by [email protected]: MYSTERY INCORPORATED. And I don’t care.

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Nov
07
2019
0

Video of the Day, Thor Ragnarok 4D edition.

How did I miss this (it’s from two years ago)? This is hysterical. Also, this is fun. I think better of every actor who did this, because they must have made the nights of every person lucky enough to be there.

Nov
06
2019
2

:narrowed eyes: This clip from LITTLE WOMEN is not an abomination before the LORD.

I am thus suspicious of it. They have screwed up so many good things, lately: why should LITTLE WOMEN be exempt from the clumsy viciousness of Hollywood? Why should I trust them? Why? WHY?

And yet, this is not bad.

Nov
06
2019
7

Interesting: SpectreVision working on adaption of ‘The Dunwich Horror.’

SpectreVision is the studio doing COLOR OUT OF SPACE, and they seem to have a taste for victuals you couldn’t raise or buy:

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Nov
06
2019
2

The ‘Welp, it’s a Nick Cage movie all right’ COLOR OUT OF SPACE trailer.

And if anything’s gonna try to make a decent flick out of COLOR OUT OF SPACE, it’s gonna be a movie that hires Nicholas Cage for the main role. This trailer straight up has everything I expected to see. Does that mean that the movie’s good? Not at all. But it’s gonna try to hit the right notes, at least.

Nov
05
2019
0

The THE LION KING Honest Trailer.

I think that THE LION KING remake kind of broke Honest Trailers.

Moe Lane

PS: Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Nov
05
2019
1

Random meandering about Art, Scorsese, and Cinema.

To be fair, I understand why Martin Scorsese wrote this: “…the sameness of today’s franchise pictures is something else again. Many of the elements that define cinema as I know it are there in Marvel pictures. What’s not there is revelation, mystery or genuine emotional danger. Nothing is at risk. The pictures are made to satisfy a specific set of demands, and they are designed as variations on a finite number of themes.” (H/T: Hot Air Headlines) in defense of his earlier statement that the Marvel films are not cinema.

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Nov
05
2019
2

TL9 Watch: Data Crystal technology.

Why this theme…

…wasn’t on autoplay throughout the story eludes me completely.

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Nov
04
2019
4

In the mail: DREDD (2012).

I kept getting told that DREDD is one of these inexplicably unsuccessful gems, so I decided to finally get it to watch. God knows when I will, what with the schedule this week. Newsletter, and other stuff.

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