Sep
10
2019
1

The ‘Nobody’s Gonna’ SEE ‘It’ trailer.

I mean, it’s not that I begrudge Jason Momoa a paycheck, or anything. But why put SEE on Apple TV+? That’s, like, going to be the vanity channel that vanity channels watch.

OK, yes, the premise is absurd. Insanely so. But when has that ever stopped Hollywood? The real question is: did Jason get paid in advance? Because I hope that he got paid in advance for this.

Moe Lane

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Sep
10
2019
1

The ‘This is a Public Service’ ALADDIN remake Honest Trailer.

I discovered something interesting: now that I’ve seen this Honest Trailer for ALADDIN, I genuinely have no interest in seeing the movie at all. Not in the “Well, that was dumb” sense; in the “I feel now that I have actually seen the movie” sense. Although, sure: it looks dumb, too. But that’s never stopped me before!

Gotta agree with the Honest Trailer people, too: The Rise of Jafar would have been a more interesting movie. No, wait, that’s coming out in October.

Sep
10
2019
3

The Final DOCTOR SLEEP trailer.

DOCTOR SLEEP looks… better than I was expecting.

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Sep
09
2019
1

Movie of the Week: Face/Off.

Why Face/Off? Because I wanted to watch it, it is inexplicably not in my movie collection*, and it’s, like, seven bucks on Amazon. I feel that this is more or less a no-brainer, right?

Moe Lane

*I have a surprisingly large collection, or at least I find it surprisingly large, these days. When I moved down from NJ I was living on my own for a year until we could get a house (and housemates); I had to do something with my evenings, so what I did was watch movies. Even after we did get the house I would still buy ’em; I used Damnation Decade as a handy reference point to really get into Seventies apocalypse/dystopian flicks, and it worked out. I have movies in those binders I never remember buying.

Sep
09
2019
5

The DEVIL’S REVENGE trailer (William Shatner, Jeri Ryan).

DEVIL’S REVENGE comes out October 1st. Where? I have no idea. But I admit that it piques my interest.

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Sep
09
2019
3

Tweet of the Day, That’s… Insanely Cool. And Insane. edition.

I just assumed that they filmed the wilder stuff in the Mission Impossible series in a studio. I was apparently wrong. I also absolutely would not do this. I mean, geez, what if somebody left the lens cap on?

Sep
06
2019
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IT: Chapter Two looking at 100 million opening weekend.

Not too shabby.

Giving the sagging box office a jolt, “It: Chapter Two” is heading for as much as $100 million in its opening weekend in North America, early estimates showed Friday.

Warner Bros. is adhering to its $90 million forecast for the horror sequel but rival studios projected a nine-figure launch frame. The figure is $23 million less than the 2017 debut of “It,” but it’s also the best opening since “The Lion King” premiered with $191.8 million during its July 19-21 opening frame.

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Sep
06
2019
7

The JACK RYAN Season 2 trailer.

Out November 1st. Fun game: Jack Ryan asks a question, around :13. Let’s see how many people watching this here will yell out the same answer!

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Sep
05
2019
1

Welp, they’re absolutely doing Marvel Zombies in WHAT IF…?

That’s pretty clear. Via GeekTyrant:

I’m not gonna guess about the rest of ’em, but Cap-as-zombie is pretty obvious. Not to mention the one that the fans are probably most eager to see. Marvel Zombies is one of those things that ended up being a bit more popular than Marvel expected; bringing them in on WHAT IF…? seems like a no-brainer.

Yes, I am sorry. No, I can see myself out.

Sep
04
2019
4

The BAD BOYS FOR LIFE (and a paycheck) trailer.

Well, BAD BOYS FOR LIFE as a sequel does make more thematic sense than the one for the Handmaid’s Tale book does. Not that I actually begrudge Ms. Atwood for wanting to get a taste of that sweet, sweet freak-out cash. You don’t leave money on the table in this business — or, indeed, any other.

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