Nov
12
2019
3

Watched Episode 1 of THE MANDALORIAN.

It did not suck! I was wondering if it would. But THE MANDALORIAN’s first episode, at least, delivers the goods on action. I just hope that they don’t do something stupid, like make the actor take his helmet off or decide that he doesn’t really need to be a hyper-professional bad-ass if that gets in the way of him having feelings. He should be a hyper-professional bad-ass who’s so good he can shoot around his feelings. That’s what they did in the first episode, and it worked out OK.

‘Course, that was just the first episode. Later ones might suck. Call no show good until its cancellation.

Nov
12
2019
2

The HOBBS & SHAW Honest Trailer.

I admit it: stuff went down, I had to set priorities, HOBBS & SHAW was not a priority. Sounds like I missed some primo popcorn time, though. That’s on me. Also: I keep wanting to write that out as ‘Hobbes.’

Nov
12
2019
3

The “Yes, I laughed” HARLEY QUINN R-rated TV trailer.

Not gonna lie, here. There’s one point in the HARLEY QUINN trailer (NSFW) when I laughed out loud when I realized what had happened. Can’t watch it, wouldn’t watch it, absolutely won’t have it around the kids — but I laughed. Because there’s some things you just don’t do in a super-battle, and what happened there was at the top of the list.

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Nov
11
2019
1

The ‘Michael Pena’s taking a risk here’ FANTASY ISLAND trailer.

I’m not sure that rebooting FANTASY ISLAND as straight-up horror — or, sure, rebooting it at all — was the way to go, but here we apparently are.

If I do see it, it’ll be because of Michael Pena. I like the dude. I think that he should get a suit or something else cool in the next Ant-Man flick*. Maybe give him a super-power, hey? Even limited flying would be the best thing ever for the guy.

Moe Lane

*You realize, of course, that at some point someone will ask Luis what he did during the Snap. A hush will come over the theater when that blessed moment occurs. Because it will be sublime.

Nov
11
2019
2

The “…Needs More Sumerian Deviltry” SCOOB! teaser trailer.

Well. It does:

Yeah, I know: SCOOB! is for kids. And I am forever spoiled by [email protected]: MYSTERY INCORPORATED. And I don’t care.

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Nov
07
2019
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Video of the Day, Thor Ragnarok 4D edition.

How did I miss this (it’s from two years ago)? This is hysterical. Also, this is fun. I think better of every actor who did this, because they must have made the nights of every person lucky enough to be there.

Nov
06
2019
2

:narrowed eyes: This clip from LITTLE WOMEN is not an abomination before the LORD.

I am thus suspicious of it. They have screwed up so many good things, lately: why should LITTLE WOMEN be exempt from the clumsy viciousness of Hollywood? Why should I trust them? Why? WHY?

And yet, this is not bad.

Nov
06
2019
7

Interesting: SpectreVision working on adaption of ‘The Dunwich Horror.’

SpectreVision is the studio doing COLOR OUT OF SPACE, and they seem to have a taste for victuals you couldn’t raise or buy:

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Nov
06
2019
2

The ‘Welp, it’s a Nick Cage movie all right’ COLOR OUT OF SPACE trailer.

And if anything’s gonna try to make a decent flick out of COLOR OUT OF SPACE, it’s gonna be a movie that hires Nicholas Cage for the main role. This trailer straight up has everything I expected to see. Does that mean that the movie’s good? Not at all. But it’s gonna try to hit the right notes, at least.

Nov
05
2019
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The THE LION KING Honest Trailer.

I think that THE LION KING remake kind of broke Honest Trailers.

Moe Lane

PS: Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

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