Moe Lane

Bestill my beating heart.

Apple is reportedly ready to return to the low-cost phone market after an absence of four years. The company plans to begin production on a cheaper iPhone in February, with an official unveiling coming as early as March, sources tell Bloomberg.

The handset — believed to be comparable in size to the 4.7-inch iPhone 8 from 2017 — would be Apple’s first low-cost smartphone since 2016’s $399 iPhone SE.

Here’s the scenario.

And here is the point-counterpoint to it.

I’ve sprained something in my shoulder and I’m going to take some Tylenol, go to bed, and see whether I need to go see the doctor in the morning. Yay! Although at least I’m not going anywhere this weekend.

It’s probably illegal, so don’t do it.

SOON.

New decade, new RoboCop statue update.

The work of art that began as an offbeat idea back in 2011 is now almost finished, according to one of the men who launched its crowdfunding campaign.

Via @ZodiacMF. I helped pay for that, you know. I signed up for the original Kickstarter. And I regret nothing.

The younger kid might have the flu: he’s coughing and may have a fever. Although he’s not coughing now, thankfully. Hopefully it’s just a bug, and hopefully I’m not coming down with it.

Hopefully.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some don’t even wear pants. But then, pants would only slow Diego down:

Beautiful. This could be a scene in a TV episode. The timing is perfect. Via @bmsimp.

Well, no jury whose members were on social media, at least.

It would take a heart of stone for me not to put this up. I’m justifying it in my head by the fact that no political figures were mentioned by name. But if you haven’t seen it yet, you will not find it devoid of interest.