Aug
06
2018
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Tweet of the Day, Look Up Your Address In The Cretaceous Period! edition.

And farther.

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Aug
01
2018
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Tweet of the Day, And So They Did, Ma’am edition.

And so they did.

Jul
31
2018
3

I apparently have a same-named distant cousin or something in the UK.

At least, I got a couple of emails from a legitimate British company doing some sort of photo shoot today.  Two different people; I assume that they were giving the wrong email address, or something.  In flagrant disregard of apparent Internet protocol I did not immediately roll with it for the entertainment value, mostly because I am not actually an asshole* and these people are trying to run a business.  I merely told them nicely that they had the wrong address, they said sorry, and it was all good.

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Jul
30
2018
3

I’ve never been to Disney…

…but I do have kids.

Totes legit.

Jul
30
2018
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Tweet of the Day, @TheBabylonBee Is Twitting On The Square, There edition.

Twitter should offer this.

Jul
28
2018
2

Gonna do indoor skydiving today!

They put you in a flight suit and put you over a giant fan, or something like that.  It’s something that my wife’s been idly mentioning in passing for a few years now, and then suddenly crystallized into We must do this for her birthday in the usual manner. It should be a lot of fun; I’m looking forward to trying it out.

Jul
27
2018
2

“Flexible Plastic Straws 200 Pack – Striped Multi Colored BPA-Free Disposable Bendy Straw 8″ Long.”

Get ’em now, before things get dumb.

Moe Lane

PS: I know enough people, from all walks of life, who think that a straw ban is stupid on general principles that I’m willing to score said bans under the category of General Idiocy.  And, honestly, this is General Idiocy with a side of Not Walking In The Fields We Know.  Some people need better hobbies.

Jul
26
2018
5

Tweet of the Day, Can I Get It In Blue edition?

What? I like blue.

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Jul
26
2018
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MOAR RAIN HERE.

According to the weather forecasts, I can expect a thunderstorm tomorrow, kind of not-really clear skies for the weekend — and thunderstorms until “we’ll let you know.”  Seriously; it’s like they’ve parked a thunderstorm over my area and are keeping it there while they do routine maintenance on the lightning.  Which I guess is for the best, really.  Can’t have a malfunctioning thunderstorm going on.  That’s how you get rains of frogs.

Still: grumble, grumble, groan.  On the bright side, starting Saturday I get to sleep in again. No more 6:30 AM wakeups for me! …Until the school year starts, of course.

…Grumble, grumble, groan.

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