Moe Lane

“For All Your Adventuring Needs” illustrates the great truth of adventuring.  To wit: if you want to get rich, be the one selling the shovels. And, by all means, stock a variety of brand names.

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Look, signing up for my Patreon just makes sense.  For a mere buck a month you get access to all sorts of great stories and gaming material and so forth; and I get another dollar.  I should be charging five times that amount, but I’m just too much of a good fellow for that.  So take advantage of my insane generosity before I wise up! (more…)

‘To Serve Man‘ is admittedly ambiguous.  Deliberately so.  I myself do not know what will happen next, save that the protagonist will enjoy it even if nobody else does.

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I will be merciful.  “Murders by the Roo Lord” will not be made into a book.  You’re all welcome.

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For as little as a dollar a month you can have access to short stories! Microfiction! RPG campaign worlds! A weekly serial, once we get the numbers up above $200/month!  There’s never been a better time to sign up!  You owe it to yourself! I mean, don’t you think you deserve something nice for yourself? Of course you do!  So sign up today!

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“Gesture of Good Faith” represents a particular peeve of mine: in a world of monsters and peasants, it’d be the easiest thing ever to get the latter on your side pretty quickly.  All you need are the severed heads of enough local monsters.  It works on both an idealistic and pragmatic level, really.

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A bit of luck: Long-Range Ghouls was saved on my Chromebook.

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Blown-out tire, four tires being replaced, battery died during all of this so it’s getting replaced, and windshield wipers are getting switched out because why not.

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You don’t see stuff like “Songs of my People” often enough, in my not particularly humble opinion.  I mean, sure, that sprite probably drinks Pabst ironically and has a job crafting artisanal EBay listings, but that’s just a side effect from living in Hoboken.  He doesn’t mean anything by it.

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I got a subscriber for my Patreon, so everybody gets another installment.  That’s how it works until $200/month; when that happens, the installments come every week, but only patrons get to see them.  It’s an interesting Prisoner’s Dilemma, don’t you think?  Best to solve it by signing up now, and let the Devil take the hindmost.

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