Moe Lane

I dunno, “Hell is Where The Heart Isn’t:” maybe the other place was bad. Or isn’t there anymore! How would you know? …You just do? Well, that’s fair.

I don’t even care what flavor of stupidity it is. Or even whether it might be stupidity that I myself might be vulnerable to. But honestly: those* people would be better off checking my Patreon and reading my stuff, for the low, low price of $1/month. If only because I have vested interest in keeping them dumb.

Moe Lane

PS: Well, subscribe to somebody’s Patreon if you don’t like mine. Some of those artists need that money in order to eat regularly. Find somebody acceptable unto you, and step up already.

*Clearly my regular readers are much, much smarter than this.

I know, I know. But I am on Patreon. Patreon, in fact, is helping to provide me the cash flow I need to publish my book FROZEN DREAMS some time before next year. And not everybody out there is as fortunate as I am, so… the Weird Streamathon starts in an hour, and I’ll be there checking it out because doing so helps contribute to matching funds for people affected by all of this. Every little bit helps, hey?

For as little as a buck a month, although I’ll certainly take more! Check out my Patreon for weekly microfiction and monthly short stories and gaming material! What have you got to lose? — And, best of all: you can join up and maintain safe social distance*! You just can’t pass up this deal!

Moe Lane

PS: You don’t have to wash your hands to subscribe to my Patreon, but you should wash your hands anyway.

*If not for you, then: for your children.

‘They Seem Nice’ assumes that there’s at least one species out there that might rather like the idea of being conquered, as long as it’s by somebody who can keep the water on and the trash taken away. Maybe an older species, who really wants to explore this ‘decadence’ thing properly; and, look, there’s that so very keen species over there ready to take over all the dull administrative duties! How convenient.

‘Call Me Nothing’ is certainly one way to look at the idea of ultimate negation, I guess. Also: a handy contrast between who you are, and what you might want. The two are not always the same.

Or something like that. I shouldn’t over-think this.

Up a day early because convention tomorrow.

• ANSTEORRA RANGERS, set in the world of the Fermi Resolution (keep watching this space for the FROZEN DREAMS Kickstarter!); and
• Part 2 of AS THE GOLDEN EMPEROR LIES DYING, my Emperor Norton Hastur Mythos RPG campaign supplement.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is pretty much what would happen, should something like this ever happen. Assuming that the aliens would even land here. When contemplating the firepower of my countrymen, the word ‘bristling’ should be used often…

You want me to self-publish books, right? Welp, Patreon’s how it’s going to happen more quickly! Plus, you get stuff, too. Fiction! Gaming material! Weekly! Monthly! Truly, this is an age of bargains.

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Patreon!

A little backstory to ‘Virtue is its Own Immunity from Planetary Bombardment:’ so, those humans with the fleet? They’re pissed off. There are no words to quite describe how pissed off they are, although you can get a hint from the fact that the aforementioned fleet mines entire Oort Clouds for resources.

Yeah, I have an entire story in my head for this one. Although I don’t quite know how to write it properly. Ach, well, maybe later.