“Terror, Hot” has perhaps too many external references for a 100 word fiction exercise. Although I will go to the wall to express my admiration for Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, which is a movie that I love – and can never watch again. I don’t want the reality of it to sully my nostalgia for it.
Seriously, a dragon would totally eat “Fried Potato Stuffing With Cow Shell.” Shoot, wouldn’t you? Who among us would object to a nice, flame-kissed steak that had a crispy potato filling? …Well, except for the people who can’t/won’t eat steak, of course. That’s a fair point. Hrm.
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As you might imagine, lonnnnnng day today. Mostly because of all of the driving (errands to run). Between that and the pay copy stuff I’m ready to crash. Heck, I’m eager to crash.
“Exorcism Licks” attempts to answer the question Is Jesus metal? Turns out, He is. Or at least He doesn’t turn it down when it get played on the radio. Which is cool. People like what people like.
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“Curiosity” is just supposed to be… nice. Nothing more to it, really. Nothing more hopefully needed, either.
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I don’t normally mention when I put something up there, but in “Space Station 23’s Number One Official!” case… well. May a merciful God forgive me for the next story that I write in this universe. It’s gonna be. Well. Yeah.
“Mission Statement” examines a problem that any group with access to power must address: what do you do to keep down the number of jerks looking for access to that power? This, I feel, is not addressed enough in modern fantasy. And when it is, it typically goes too far in the other direction and just gets rid of the jerks entirely. I feel that this is also not an optimal result.
I’m kind of curious to see if this works.