And you know that it is because of YOU SHUT UP NOW.
‘Loser.’
Movie of the Week: Airplane II: The Sequel
Somewhere, a producer is staring at the computer screen…
…and not believing his luck.
I mean, do we need anything more than the title?
Lingerie model runs one of world’s largest drug gangs, according to police
No. We do not need anything more than the title.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America.
Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models who compete in international beauty pageants, whom Valencia describes as “unsuspicious, beautiful angels”.
A project to enthusiastically exploit this is being greenlit even as we speak. It’s either going to be a screwball comedy (in which case they’ll switch out cocaine for something a bit less controversial, like probably diamonds or something), straight action flick (in which case there’ll be a good deal of automatic weapons fire and exploding cars in exotic European locations), or it’ll be a Showtime miniseries (in which case there’s going to be essentially multiple counts of nipple sightings per episode).
Yeah, like you wouldn’t watch any of that.
Via tWits.
Moe Lane
PS: It’ll show up on Law & Order first, of course; and if recent reports are accurate, it will preemptively suck.
CPAC 2010: Three minutes with T-Paw.
Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota was swinging through Bloggers’ Row there, so of course we had to chat. Nice guy; very centered.
I was trying to think of some way of saying that I’m sorry that my little bit of extra monopolization of the Governor’s time was an inconvenience to a couple of staffers (I know some of those people, after all) without saying I’m sorry for the monopolization itself (because I’m, well, not); but then I realized that all I had to do was just write that out. As a writing strategy, it seems… remarkably straightforward. I should try it more often.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.
I’m sure Pat Toomey thanks you, folks. #rsrh
I doubt that he takes your bluff any more seriously than I do, but it’s always nice to see confusion being brought to the enemy.
(Via Dan Cirucci) As I noted as part of a toast at a private dinner last week, God knows that it isn’t hard.
Moe Lane
PS: So… everybody in that video is aware that Arlen Specter’s going to win that primary anyway, right? So what are you folks going to do then?
PPS: Pat Toomey for Senate, obviously.
Meet Dr. David Benke. #rsrh
(H/T: AoSHQ Headlines) Dr. Benke is a math teacher.
Dr. Benke is also a math teacher who (with the help of another teacher) tackled, disarmed, and subdued a school shooter in Colorado. Thanks to their quick response, there were only two injuries, and (hopefully) no fatalities.
Dr. Benke was unarmed.
So, what did you do Tuesday?
Moe Lane
Reviewing the January 2010 fundraising numbers.
The combination of CPAC and a reduced feeling of urgency delayed this for a couple of days, but here are the numbers for January. Short version: RNC over DNC, effective ties (as in, less than 10K/20K differences ) for the Congressional and Senatorial committees, and the Democrats retain their cash-on-hand advantage.
Raised | CoH | Debts | |
RNC | 10.53 | 9.48 | 0.00 |
DNC | 9.19 | 10.20 | 4.68 |
NRSC | 5.01 | 10.65 | 0.00 |
DSCC | 5.10 | 13.00 | 0.83 |
NRCC | 4.50 | 4.13 | 0.00 |
DCCC | 4.69 | 18.32 | 1.33 |
GOP | 20.04 | 24.26 | 0.00 |
Dem | 18.98 | 41.52 | 6.84 |
Continue reading Reviewing the January 2010 fundraising numbers.
The nastiest thing said about President Obama yet. #rsrh
Mind you, this is considering the source:
Like many Democrats in Congress, [Rep. Louise Slaughter (D, NY)] praises Mr. Obama as intellectually gifted and a generous listener. But “if you are asking me if he dominates the room,” she said, “I would have to say no.”
Via Hot Air Headlines. The rest of the article is pretty much an extended written game where the goal is to describe the President as a passive, ineffectual wimp without actually using the words ‘passive,’ ‘ineffectual,’ or ‘wimp:’ the writer succeeds, but at the expense of having to use the word ‘gentle’ in the title. That possibly may have been too artful; I understand that the average New York Times reader is a bit delicate in his or her sensibilities (particularly when they’re being challenged), but surely they’re not that delicate?
Don’t answer that.
Moe Lane
“Learning to Fly.”
Tom Petty is… odd. Yes, yes, very original of me to say: but you do get the feeling sometimes that he’s actually an alien anthropologist and this music thing is just his hobby for when he’s between academic papers.
Which is fine.