The original trailer for ACTION USA.

GeekTyrant is calling this ACTION USA trailer “Amazingly Bonkers,” and it’s hard to argue. It’s not that I think it looks good, because I frankly do not. The confusion on my part here is that I do not understand why I didn’t see this movie on Sunday afternoon television a half-dozen times, growing up. It looks like exactly the kind of blow-em-up lunacy that syndication depends on. And yet, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it. Weird.

Anyway, it’ll be brought back to American cinema this fall. GIRD THY LOINS.