ALF to return for some reason.

There is one chance for it, though.  One.  And it involves the show being written by utter bastards: “One idea that has reportedly been discussed for the reboot would involve ALF emerging from Area 51–where he has been held captive since the original series finale–and observing how much the world has changed since that time.”  That’s half of it; the other half is, as Cracked.com once noted, that the original show established right away that, if captured, ALF could expect to be “hauled off to be burned, frozen, poisoned, stabbed and finally gutted off-camera.” Continue reading ALF to return for some reason.

“Why, this is Hell…”

“…nor am I out of it.”

Sony Pictures Animation has closed a deal to acquire rights to the classic 1980s TV sitcom ALF and will develop the property into a CG-live action hybrid feature.

I believe that this is in fact the sign for all of us to flee into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Via Ace of Spades HQ Headlines.